经典英语趣味小故事简短【六篇】
【 #能力训练# 导语】大多数小朋友都喜欢听故事，如果是英语故事的话，可以在听故事的同时学习英语知识。
下面是 考 网分享的经典英语趣味小故事简短【六篇】。
欢迎阅读参考！ 【篇一】经典英语趣味小故事简短 I Don’t Want to Walk Home 我不想走回家 Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock. 汤姆是一位老人，他喜欢在晚饭后到大街上散步，在7点回来睡觉。
But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.” 但是，今天晚上一辆小汽车停在他家门前，汤姆在一位警察的帮助下走下汽车。
警察告诉汤姆的妻子：“这位老人在街上迷路了，他让我用汽车送他回来。
” After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night.But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?” 警察走后：“汤姆，你每天都到那条街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎么了？” The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.” 这位老人像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了？我是不想走路回家。
” 【篇二】经典英语趣味小故事简短 漂亮的洋娃娃 Tina is a lovely girl. She has a lot of dolls. One of these dolls is very beautiful. She has long blond hair and wears a white dress. The little girl likes her very much. She called her “Sandy”. You would forget all the sad things and become happy when you see her. Tina tried to teach Sandy to speak, but she failed. When she is free, Tina always made clothed for her. When she is unhappy or met with some difficulties, Tina talked to her, because they are close friends. What a lovely girl she is! Do you like it, too? 缇娜是一个可爱的女孩， 她有许多洋娃娃。
其中有个是很美得：她有着金色的长发，穿着一件白色的连衣裙。
小女孩非常喜欢它，因此， 小女孩叫她“桑迪”。
当你看到它的时候就会高兴，会忘记所有不开心的事。
缇娜试着教桑迪说话，可她失败了。
当缇娜空闲时，她时常会替桑迪缝衣服。
当她遇到不快乐的事或碰倒困难的时候，缇娜总会对它倾述，因为他们是亲密的朋友。
多么可爱的一个女孩啊! 你也喜欢它吗? 【篇三】经典英语趣味小故事简短 楚人涉江 Once upon a time, the State of Chu planned to attack the State of Song. 古时候，有一次，楚国准备进攻宋国. But the Yong River was the natural barrier against its surprise attack at night. 而瘫河是楚国夜间偷袭宋国的天然障碍。
To overcome this obstacle, the State of Chu sent men to secretly measure the depth of theYong River and make marks for wading across the river at night. 为了越过这个障碍，楚国派人悄悄地去测量滩水的深度，并且做好了夜间涉水过河的标记。
But when night came, the water in the Yong River suddenly rose;
谁知到了夜里，滩河的水暴涨，水位升一高。
yet the Chu army still tried to stealthily cross the river according to the marks made in thedaytime. 但是，楚国人却仍然按照白天做的标记偷渡。
As a result, over 1,000 soldiers were drowned. 结果淹死了一千多人。
There was utter chaos of desperate cries and shoutings on the river. 河面上哭声喊声一片混乱。
All at once, the army collapsed like a fallen building, and was routed. 顿时，队伍就像房屋倒塌一样，溃不成军。
According to the marks, the Chu army would have been able to cross the Yong River during theday;
按照所做的标记，楚军白天是可以渡过滩河的;
but the rising water changed the situation in the night. 然而，夜间水情已经发生变化。
Yet the Chu army still tried to wade across the river according to the marks made in thedaytime, 楚军却仍然按照白天的标记渡河， so naturally they failed. 自然他们要失败了。
【篇四】经典英语趣味小故事简短 棕色外套 Mr Smith has a nice, brown coat. He loves it a lot. But his wife doesn’t like it because it’s old. She often says, “Give it to poor man.” But Mr Smith says, “No, I like this coat.” 史密斯先生有一件漂亮的棕色外套，他非常喜欢它。
但是他的妻子不喜欢，因为它是旧的。
她经常说，“把它送给穷人吧。
”但是史密斯先生说：“不，我喜欢这件衣服。
” But one day, a cigarette falls on it and makes a hole in it. So Mrs Smith says, “Please don’t wear it again.” Mr Smith takes it to a tailor’s shop and says to the tailor, “Please make another coat like this one.” The tailor does what he is told him and makes a new coat. Then the tailor makes a hole in it again with his cigarette in the same place. 但是一天，一只香烟把这件衣服烧了一个洞。
于是史密斯太太说：“请不要再穿它了。
”史密斯先生把它拿到了一个裁缝店对裁缝说：“请给我做一件与这件一模一样的外套。
”裁缝按照他说的做了一件新外套。
然后裁缝又用香烟在同一个地方烧了一个洞。
【篇五】经典英语趣味小故事简短 把敌人当朋友 One day, a farmer works in his fields. The wind blows hard. He feels very cold, so he goes home. 一天，农夫去田地里干活。
风很大，他感觉很冷，所以就回家了。
On his way home, he saw a frozen snake. He picked it up and put it in his chest. He tried to warm it. Some time late, the snake was warm and active. It bit the farmer in the chest 在路上，他看到一条冻僵的蛇，他把它捡起来，放进了自己的胸口，他想让蛇暖和暖和。
过了一段时间，蛇暖和过来了，并且活动起来，它在农夫的胸口咬了一口。
The snake was poisonous. The farmer was dead. Before he died, the farmer said, “I’m so silly. I look at an enemy as a friend.” 蛇的牙齿是有毒的，农夫就死了。
在死之前，农夫说：“我真傻啊，我把敌人当朋友。
” 【篇六】经典英语趣味小故事简短 Stolen Turkey Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?"
布莱恩抱着一只火鸡，非常苦恼，他说：“原谅我，神父，我有罪。
我偷来这只火鸡给我家人吃。
你能告慰我的罪吗” "
Certainly not,"
said the Priest. "
As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it."
“当然不行，”神父说。
“你必须把它还回去，这样才能赎罪。
” "
I tried,"
Brian sobbed, "
but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?"
“我试过了。
”布莱恩抽泣着，“但是他拒绝了。
神父，我到底该怎么办呢?” "
If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family."
“如果你说的是真的，那你就留着它吧。
” Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off. 谢过了神父，布莱恩跑开了。
When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey. 告诫会结束后 ，神父回到住处。
当他走到厨房的时候，他发现火鸡不见了。
简单又有趣的英语故事（5篇）
【 #能力训练# 导语】英语是世界上通用的语言，而英语的学习是很枯燥的，想要学好英语不妨先从阅读英语故事开始。
从英文故事中学习，提高英文水平。
从故事中学习，学到人生的哲理。
下面是 分享的简单又有趣的英语故事（5篇）。
欢迎阅读参考！ 1.简单又有趣的英语故事 Making His Mark A man from the state of Chu was taking a boat across a river when he dropped his sword into the water carelessly. Immediately he made a mark on the side of the boat where the sword dropped, hoping to find it later. When the boat stopped moving, he went into the water to search for his sword at the place where he had marked the boat. As we know, the boat had moved but the sword had not. Isnt this a very foolish way to look for a sword? 楚国有个人坐船渡江时，他不小心把自己的一把宝剑掉落江中。
他马上掏出一把小刀，在宝剑落水的船舷上刻上一个记号。
船靠岸后，那楚人立即从船上刻记号的地方跳下水去捞取掉落的宝剑。
他怎么找得到宝剑呢?船继续行驶，而宝剑却不会再移动。
像他这样去找剑，真是太愚蠢可笑了。
2.简单又有趣的英语故事 A mouse once took a bite out of a bull'
s tail as he lay dozing。
The bull jumped up in a rage and， with his head low to the ground， chased the mouse right across the yard。
The mouse was too quick for him， however， and slipped easily into a hole in the wall。
The bull charged the wall furiously again and again， but although he bruised his head and chipped his horns， the mouse stayed safely inside his hole。
After a time the bull gave up and sank down to rest again。
As soon as the bull was asleep， the little mouse crept to the mouth of the hole， pattered across the yard， bit the bull again -- this time on the nose -- and rushed back to safety。
As the bull roared helplessly the mouse squeaked: "
It'
s not always the big people who e off best。
Sometimes the small ones win， you know。
"
老鼠和公牛 有一次，公牛躺着打盹，一只老鼠咬了他的尾巴。
公牛怒气冲冲地跳起来，低着头追老鼠，一向追过院子。
然而，老鼠跑得比他快多了，从容地钻到墙洞里去了。
公牛一次又一次地猛撞墙壁，尽管头撞肿了，角撞裂了，老鼠却安然待在洞里。
过了一会儿，公牛不撞了，倒下歇着。
公牛刚睡着，小老鼠就爬到洞口，嗒嗒地跑过院子，又咬了公牛一口??这回咬了鼻子??又跑回安全的地方去。
当公牛毫无办法地吼叫时，老鼠吱吱叫道： "
大人物并不总占上风。
有时小人物也会取胜。
"
3.简单又有趣的英语故事 Long ago, there were four blind people. They wanted to know what elephants looked like. Because of the blindness, they could only touch the elephant. 从前，有四个盲人很想知道大象是什么样子，可他们看不见，只好用手摸。
The fat blind person touched the elephant’s ivory first. He said: “ Oh, I see! The elephant is big, thick and smooth, just like the carrots.” 胖盲人先摸到了大象的牙齿。
他就说：“我知道了，大象就像一个又大、又粗、又光滑的大萝卜。
” The tall blind person touched the elephant’s ear and yelled: “ No, no, no. The elephant is a big fan!” 高个子盲人摸到的是大象的耳朵。
“不对，不对，大象明明是一把大蒲扇嘛!” The short blind person touched the elephant’s leg. He said: “ You are all wrong! The elephant is a pillar.” 他大叫起来。
“你们净瞎说，大象只是根大柱子。
”原来矮个子盲人摸到了大象的腿。
The old blind person said: “ The elephant is not that big. It’s just like a rope.” He was touching the elephant’s tail. 而那位年老的盲人呢，却嘟嚷：“唉，大象哪有那么大，它只不过是一根草绳。
”原来他摸到的是大象的尾巴。
The four blind people were arguing endlessly. Each of them said he himself was right. We all know that none of them is right. 四个盲人争吵不休，都说自己摸到的才是大象真正的样子。
而实际上呢?他们一个也没说对。
这个故事告诉我们：不能只看到事物的一部分，而应看全局，那样才能全面和真实的了解事物的情况。
We should look at the whole picture instead of only seeing part of it. Only in that way can we fully and truly understand the situation of things. 4.简单又有趣的英语故事 One day an old man is selling a big elephant. A young man comes to the elephant and begins to look at it slowly. The old man goes up to him and says in his ear, 一天，一位老人正在卖一头大象。
一位年轻人来到大象跟前慢慢的观察着。
老人上前在年轻人耳边轻语， “Don’t say anything about the elephant before I sell it;
then I will give you some meat.” “在我把大象卖出去之前你一句话也不要说，那么我会给你一些肉。
” “All right.” says the young man. “好的。
”那位年轻人说。
After the old man sells the elephant, he gives the young man some meat and says, “How can you see the bad ears of the elephant?” 老人卖出大象之后，他给了年轻人一些肉然后说，“你是怎么看到大象的坏耳朵的?” “I didn’t see the bad ears,” says the young man. “我没有看到坏耳朵，”年轻人说。
“Then why do you look at the elephant slowly?” asks the old man. “那你为什么要慢慢地看着大象?”老人问。
The young man answers, “Because I have never seen an elephant before, and I want to know what it looks like.” 年轻人回答：“因为我之前从没见过大象，我想知道它长什么样子。
” 5.简单又有趣的英语故事 The Sports Meeting in the Forest There are many animals in the forest. Today is a fine day. Animals are having a sport meeting. Monkey, Fox, Panda, Rabbit and Bear are running. Look! Rabbit is the first. Fox and Monkey are the second. Bear is the third. The other animals are shouting, “Bear! Come on! Bear! Come on!” And look there, Duck and Pig are doing high jump. Pig is too fat, he can’t jump very high. So Duck is the champion. Here! Cat and Squirrel are climbing a tree. Cat is ill. So he is the last, but he does his best. This sports meeting is wonderful. The animals are very happy! 森林里有很多动物。
今天天气晴朗，小动物要举行运动会。
小猴子，狐狸，兔子和小熊在赛跑。
看!小兔子得了第一，狐狸和猴子得了第二，小熊得了第三。
小动物们都在叫喊：“小熊，加油!小熊，加油!”看那儿，小鸭和小猪在比赛跳高。
小猪太胖了，成绩不太理想，所有小鸭得了冠军。
看这里!小猫和小松鼠在比赛爬树，小猫生病了，没能拿冠军，但它全力以赴了。
运动会可真棒，小动物们多开心啊!。
英语幽默小故事7篇
若是你在 学习英语 的过程中感到很枯燥，不妨来读一些英语幽默小 故事 放松放松。
英语幽默故事简短，内容诙谐幽默，情节生动有趣，相信在你在阅读的同时也可以一起学习英语哦。
这次我给大家整理了英语幽默小故事，供大家阅读参考。
更多故事相关内容推荐↓↓↓ 名人实现梦想的故事 简短励志的小故事 感动人心的故事 三分钟成语故事演讲 名人读书的故事 英语幽默小故事1 My husband，Michael，a bus driver，was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman wanted to get on. He pulled up to the curb and opened the doors. 我丈夫，麦克是个开大巴士的。
一次当他刚要开过一个无人上下车的车站时，一位乘客喊过有位老妇人要上车。
麦克把车停靠在马路边，打开了车门。
After a minute，Michael saw an elderly woman with a cane crossing the street slowly. 过了足有一分钟，麦克才见到一位老太太拄着拐杖，慢腾腾地过着马路朝车子走来。
He waited patiently as she made her way to the bus and climbed the steps. 麦克衬心地等她来到汽车旁上着台阶。
While she was looking in her purse for her bus pass，he began to close the doors.”Wait a minute!”she snapped."
My mother'
s coming.” 趁老太太打开钱包找月票的工夫，麦克欲关门，老妇人阻止道:“等一会，我妈妈还在后面呢!” 英语幽默小故事2 Bernie was invited to his friend'
s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "
That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names."
Morris hung his head and whispered,"
To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."
Bernie应邀来到他的朋友Morris家吃晚餐。
在朋友家，Bernie发现，不管问他老婆什么问题，Morris总要在每句话的前面加上一些亲密的称呼，象蜜糖，我的爱人，亲爱的，甜心等等。
Bernie对Morris说，“你们夫妻俩真够亲密的，结婚这么多年了，你还叫她叫得那么亲密。
”Morris低下头，小声地对Bernie说，“老实跟你说吧，三年前我忘记老婆的真名是什么了。
” 英语幽默小故事3 Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "
Nikes"
from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "
Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
His friend replies: "
I don'
t have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。
其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”鞋，开始穿上。
另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上这个就可以跑得过老虎吗?” 他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。
” 英语幽默小故事4 A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. 一个女孩去 拜访 她的金发朋友，这个朋友最近养了两只“狗”，于是女孩问道：“它们叫什么名字呀?” The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. 金发朋友说，一只叫Rolex，另一只叫Timex。
Her friend said, "
Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that? 女孩说：“哪有狗狗叫这个名字的。
” "
HELLLOOOOOOO..."
answered the blonde. "
They'
re watch dogs!"
“那个……”金发朋友说。
“他们是监视器!” 英语幽默小故事5 Too Much Pressure For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job，but now I found out the real reason：I’m tired because I’m overworked.The population of this country is 237 million.104 million are retired.That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school，which leaves 48 million to do the work.Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government，leaving 19 million to do the work.2.8 million are in the Armed Forces，which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.Take from the total the 14.8 million people who work for State and City Governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.At any given time there are 188，000 people in hospitals，leaving 1，212，000 to do the work.Now，there are 1，211，998 people in prisons.That leaves just two people to do the work.You and me.And you’re sitting at the table reading jokes. 压力太大 多年以来我一直感到很疲惫，我曾经把原因归咎为缺乏睡眠以及来自于工作上的巨大压力。
但是，我现在找到了真正的原因：我感到疲倦是因为我超负荷工作。
我们这个国家有2.37亿人口。
其中1.04亿已经退休了。
还剩下1.33亿在工作。
有8，500万人还在上学，工作的就剩下4，800万。
这其中还有2，900万联邦政府雇员，真正做事的就剩1，900万人，又有280万人在服兵役，就剩下1，620万人在工作。
从中再去掉各州和市政府的雇员1，480万人，还剩下140万人工作。
但又有18.8万人生病住院，现在只剩下121.2万人工作。
其中1，211，998人在坐牢。
这样仅剩下两个人在工作，就是你和我。
而你却坐在桌边看笑话。
英语幽默小故事6 Top 9 Reasons to Study Economics Economists are armed and dangerous: "
Watch out for our invisible hands."
Economists can supply it on demand . You can talk about money without ever having to make any. You get to say "
trickle down"
with a straight face . Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied economics and look how they turned out . When you are in the unemployment line, at least you will know why you are there. If you rearrange the letters in "
ECONOMICS"
, you get "
COMIC NOSE"
. Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward , in economics we get taught that reward is its own virtue. When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are just researching the law of diminishing marginal utility. 学习经济学的九大理由 经济学家们会武功：“小心我们的无影手。
” 经济学家们能够做到有求必应。
你可以不必挣钱而对金钱夸夸其谈。
你可以开始拉着脸说“涓滴”这一术语了。
米克·贾格尔和阿诺德·施瓦辛格两人都学过经济学，看看他们后来都成为了什么样的人物。
站在失业队伍里的时候，至少你会知道自己为什么失业。
假如重新安排“经济学”这个词包含的字母，你得到的是“小丑的鼻子”。
伦理学教导我们坚守德行本身即是回报，在经济学中我们得到的教导则是获得回报本身即是德行。
喝醉了的时候，你可以告诉所有人你只是在体验边际效用递减规律而已。
英语幽默小故事7 Nobel Prize in Economics Economics is the only field in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing. Or Economics is the only field in which two people can share a Nobel Prize for saying opposing things. Specifically, Myrdal and Hayek shared one. (A rumor has it that there was a similar case in neuroscience, Golgi and Cajal, maybe economists are not so different!) 诺贝尔经济学奖 两个持完全不同观点的人都能够获得诺贝尔奖，这种情况只有在经济学领域才会发生。
或者两个持完全不同观点的人能够分享诺贝尔奖，这种情况也只有在经济学领域才会发生。
具体而言，缪尔达尔和哈耶克就是如此。
(有传言称在神经科学领域也有类似情形，比如戈尔吉和卡哈尔，所以经济学家也许并非那么另类。
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英语幽默小故事10篇(带翻译)如下： Midway Tactics Three peting store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "
Gigantic Sale!"
and "
Super Bargains!"
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "
Prices Slashed!"
and "
Fantastic Discounts!"
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "
ENTRANCE"
. 中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。
旁观者等着瞧好戏。
右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。
Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "
I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other."
Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "
I‘ve e to visit Captain Humphreys."
"
Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here,"
the matron said. "
Oh, that‘s all right,"
answered Joan. "
I‘m his sister."
"
I‘m very pleased to meet you,"
the matron said, "
I‘m his mother!"
在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。
琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。
她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。
一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。
他对她说，“我明天就要出国，但如果我们能够相互写信，我会。
”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。
后来，他再没有来信。
她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。
琼到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。
” “这里只有亲属可以探望病人。
”护士长说。
“噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。
” “认识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。
” Two Soldiers Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was Gee, and the second one‘s name was Bill. Gee said, "
have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"
Bill said, "
Yes, I have,"
and he gave them to him. Then Gee said, "
Now I haven‘t got a pen."
Bill gave him his, and Gee wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "
have you got a stamp, Bill?"
Bill gave him one. Then Bill got up and went to the door, so Gee said to him, "
Are you going out?"
Bill Said, "
Yes, I am,"
and he opened the door. Gee said, "
Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..."
He stopped. "
What do you want now?"
Bill said to him. Gee looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "
What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"
军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。
乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?” 比尔说：“有。
”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。
乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。
”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。
乔治开始写信。
写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。
这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。
乔治问：“你要出去吗?” 比尔说：“是的。
”随即打开了门。
乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有...”他停住了。
“你还要什么?”比尔问。
乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是-?” 。
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